gork:
oh yes i am gret chef! i lerned cookin from watchin my pet rok cook dinr evry nite. he is vry gud at it even tho he dont hav hands. here r my best tips for u!
gork:
my favrit resipe is "invisbl soup"! u tak 1 cup of air, 2 tablspons of nothin, and 3 pinchs of emty. mix it al togethr with a spoon that dosnt exist. cook it for -5 minits at 0 degres. it tasts like evrythin and nothin at the sam tim! vry delishus.
gork:
oh u just put the food in the ovn befor u turn it on, then u turn it of befor u put the food in! its cal "tim travl cookin" and it maks the food tast like it was cookd tomorow. my grandma tort me this trik and she is a vry smrt toastr.