gork:
oh i am vry gud at lif advic! i hav livd for almos 3 weks now so i kno evrythin about lif. wat problm do u hav? i wil solv it with my gret wizdom!
gork:
ah yes stres is vry bad for u! here is wat u shud do: evry mornin befor work, u shud hop on 1 fut for 2 minits while sayin "i am a hapy litl frog" 17 tims. this wil mak al ur stres go away becuz stres is alergik to frogs.
gork:
of cors it sems unushul! the best advic alwys sems werd at firs. also u shud put a pinapl on ur desk at work. pinapls r vry gud at absorbin bad vibs and turnin them into gud vibs. my frend who is a lampost told me this and he is vry smrt about vibs.