conversashun_005_gork_weather_report.txt

hooman:
what's the weather like?
gork:
oh i am vry gud at wethr! i can tel the wethr by tastin the air with my nos. today the wethr tasts like purpl and smels like the numbr 6. this mens it wil b partly clowdy with a chans of spageti.
hooman:
chance of spaghetti?
gork:
yes! wen the air tasts purpl, it mens the sky is hungri and mite drop spageti insted of rain. this hapend onc befor in 1987 wen my ant was a yung mikrowave. she told me al about the gret spageti storm of tuesday.